Monday, November 11, 2019

Excerpt from "I Sing When You Shut Up," chapter 1

("I Sing When You Shut Up" was serialized on the "Internet" in 2012 as a sequel to the "Comeback Road" novel. I'm editing it for an eBook release and will drop nuggets as I go.)


The Horseshoe Tavern is a long, narrow club located on Queen Street West, a few doors east of Spadina Avenue in downtown Toronto. On the wide sidewalk in front of the music venue is a small patio enclosed by a black iron fence, where the drinkers from inside stand in the winter cold or the summer heat and smoke their cigarettes.

Inside is the front room, a bright, blond-wood space with a long bar on the left. The wall on the right is coated with a collage of newspaper clippings, set lists, and a generous photographic record of the bands that have graced the famous stage located in the Horseshoe's darker recesses.

Past a pool table and the bathrooms, past a displayed Triumph motorcycle and up a few steps, is the back room-- the venue itself. The light of the front room gives way to a low-ceilinged black cavern with another bar on the left, seating and a sound booth on the right, all leading up to a smallish dance floor and the stage which has hosted an endless progression of music royalty.

Country stars like Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Charlie Pride, Loretta Lyn and Stompin' Tom Connors played The Horseshoe in the early days. Punk and new wave acts like The Police, The Ramones, The Talking Heads, and The MC-5 visited later. A who's who of Canadian rock, including The Tragically Hip, The Rheostatics, Bryan Adams, Nickelback, Billy Talent, The Constantines and Arcade Fire have passed through. Monster acts like The Rolling Stones have arrived to play secret sets, while a constant stream of acts on their way to eventual stardom like Niko Case, Franz Ferdinand, The Decemberists, Death Cab for Cutie, and The Shins have graced the stage.
If you play Canada, eventually you will play the legendary Horseshoe Tavern.

Bar prices are typically steep for a downtown Toronto bar (a bottle of Labatt 50 is a five-and-a-quarter hit, plus tip) but to the club's credit, live music from emerging artists is cheap. Monday night has three bands, free. Tuesday night has four bands, also free. I try to make it most Mondays. I don't miss a Tuesday.

Tuesday is new music night at The Horseshoe. Four bands, usually local or regional acts, show up and play. They don't get any money, but they get to play in a famous room in front of a good crowd, usually numbering a hundred or more people. It's a place for bands to gain experience and exposure, and a place for music fans to see what's being played by the newest of the new. It doesn't matter who is playing. You show up and see. Tuesday night is a mish-mash of rock, punk, country, pop, glam, or whatever else. You show up and take what The Horseshoe gives you.

Every Tuesday night I get home from work, eat, shower up, and pre-drink a few tall cans. Then I pick out a black t-shirt, grab my notebook and go. It's not a long walk from my apartment. The first band is usually on by a quarter after nine, and every week I'm there by nine o'clock sharp. I go alone. When I'm at a gig I'm taking notes, changing spots so I can isolate and focus on particular players on stage, or chasing down band members to ask questions, make contacts, exchange info... you get the idea. I collect information, and I'll write about them for a website, either my own or someone else's. I usually write up at least one band a week, sometimes two.  Since retiring from actually playing music (more on that later), I've been trying to get a career in music journalism off the ground. So while I'm there to enjoy the bands, I'm also working. It's hard to keep track of friends when you're operating like that.

Another reason I don't bring friends to gigs is that I have no friends. More or less, anyway. More on that later, too.